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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
How can I improve my sleep quality using gadgets?
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
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Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Then came..
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